Yes it is that time of year again. And as usual, I have done nothing to prepare for the coming onslaught of yultide festivities. As most know I am rather sckeptical, in fact down right scroogish towards any holiday in which cheer or goodwill is brought into the world. I, by birth, am an anti. A player hater if you will. It is my duty and ultimate destiny to bring balance to the world. I am yang. I am anti-matter. I am the cosmic evil force that brings balance to all good. Because in end if good was allowed to reign uninhibited, we would live in bliss and the human psyche can't handle that. So here's to me the bringer of balance and ill will to all mankind. BAH HUM BUG!!
And a merry pantskwahramahanachristmakah to all.
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Well.. Mr. Anti-pants. The world doesn't revolve around you.....or does it. Let's see.. on one side you have Lord Mantis and his yellow steed of steel....on the other side you have fluffy bunnies. Bunnies are great, they eat carrots. Carrots are orange. Orange is not my favorite color. Not that orange is a not ok color. I'm not opposed to any color persay... just the overdone pressure to have a "favorite" one. I mean one can have favorites or things they like better than others. For instance I like coffee. Coffee is brown. So via thee coffee, brown is by proxy a color of favor. Thus Daves yellow steed yellow... like the sun... the sun just sits there... and is possibly green with envy at the earth that is spinning around and around... which makes me dizzy and so I also, much like the sun, am green... I am green with motion sickness. Dave knows which color pill to give for motion sickness. Those pills happen to be white. Therefore Dave is the giver of non motion sickness...so Dave himself much be anti-motion, since Dave is "anti" by nature. Given this new revelation.. the Earth by it's nature is very spinny...and Dave (anti-motion) is on this earth.. therefore for Dave to remain motionless..the earth must spin around Dave for him to remain still. So.. my deepest apollogies for implying that the world does not revolve around you when it clearly does.
Pantsmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Yultides and snows and stuffs. Kids screaming at there parents at the dollar tree store. Eating foods that make you undo your belt a few notches and what not. It truly is a Merry Pantsmas.
Pantsmas has come and gone.. all that is left is the ghost of Pantsmas past. .. oh and the lingering gas.
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