Pantsmas is upon us!

Yes it is that time of year again. And as usual, I have done nothing to prepare for the coming onslaught of yultide festivities. As most know I am rather sckeptical, in fact down right scroogish towards any holiday in which cheer or goodwill is brought into the world. I, by birth, am an anti. A player hater if you will. It is my duty and ultimate destiny to bring balance to the world. I am yang. I am anti-matter. I am the cosmic evil force that brings balance to all good. Because in end if good was allowed to reign uninhibited, we would live in bliss and the human psyche can't handle that. So here's to me the bringer of balance and ill will to all mankind. BAH HUM BUG!!
And a merry pantskwahramahanachristmakah to all.

Hmmm...

So nows a good time to try and figure all this out.... where am I?? Hello? Is anyone out there?? Stupid cyberspace... Where are some freaking road signs already. I think I see zombies...